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:: Saturday, October 28, 2006 ::

What Does A Galvanized Latino Look Like?

I get a kick out of media illiterates when they write about something or other "galvanizing the Latino vote". They're usually Mexican activists writing propaganda crap for the LA Times. Galvanizing is a process by which iron or steel is coated with zinc, which then protects the metal against rusting. The zinc coating can be applied by dipping the metal in molten zinc (hot dipping), or by dipping it in molten zinc and using electrical voltage to attract a thinner coating to the metal (electo-plating). In any event, if latinos enjoy the process of being dipped in molten zinc, have at it.

Meantime, more rational, more literate voters might be energized,or even electrified, by some disturbing or exciting developments. But galvanized? I don't think so.

:: doctorfixit 9:06 AM [+] ::
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Vote Fraud Reform Measures Have Democrats Worried

New York Times reports that simple, common sense vote fraud reforms like Voter ID have the democrat party worried. The democrat Party tactic of using predominantly black voting precincts as cover for massive ballot box stuffing operations is threatened. The Times reports that blacks are being instructed to claim that they feel "the system is rigged". Of course it it - it's rigged to fraudulently inflate the numbers of Democrat votes, especially where the race card can be used to cover their tracks. Claims that blacks will stay home are being circulated by the TImes and other marxist propaganda outlets to account for the anticipation of sharply reduced numbers where effective vote fraud measures are being implemented.

Election follow-up: Not one story on vote fraud in any mainstream media outlet. I wonder why. The democrats won - so the maintream media figures there must not have been any fraud. The reality is that in Missouri, New Jersey, Montana, and Virginia, democrat vote fraud carried the Senate. And in numerous House races as well.

:: doctorfixit 6:06 AM [+] ::
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Prophet Mo-Bomb-Head Visits BeeBlogger

As advertised earlier, the prophet Mo-Bomb_Head will be visiting occasionally to pinch off a loaf of his redolent wisdom. Here he is again today. Greetings Prophet Mo-Bomb-Head:

"Denmark will erupt in flames as a result of it's debauchery and perfidy. Their cartoons are an abomination before Allah".

(Note: you can always tell when Prophet Mo-Bomb-Head is even more livid than normal. The little kernels of corn in his 'Turd-ban' start GLOWING.)

:: doctorfixit 8:40 PM [+] ::
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The Manchurian Candidate Who Will Hand Us Over to the Islamic Fascists

Which of the Democrat Party candidates will be the one who becomes the Manchurian Candidate who betrays America in order to establish Sharia Law and extinguish our Constitutional Rights?

It helps to first answer the question - which Democrat Party candidate most resembles Angela Lansbury from the original film of the same name? You decide.


Then again, other visual references spring to mind ...



And when the Democrat Party takes over as a stooge regime for the Muslim Throatcutters, will we see Judge Anthony Kennedy impose a new case based on International law that requires murdered unborn babies to be incinerated as they are now doing in Great Britain?

:: doctorfixit 12:27 PM [+] ::
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The Thing About Iraq

The thing about Iraq is that Bush is not being honest about why we are there,and if he is being honest about why we are there, it's even worse.

We need a forward base in the Middle East that is not Israel. Iraq is centrally located between Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Syria. It's close to Afghanistan and Pakistan, which Bush never mentioned is part of the axis of evil. You can't ask for a better place from which to strike at the Muslim throat cutters. If that's not why we are there, it should be.

The problem is that instead of killing Iraqis and making them surrender, we are nation-building. Muslims will never support democracy. The word 'Islam' means surrender - the opposite of "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death". For Muslims, the watchphrase is "Make Me a Slave and Let Me Kill Myself." Bush and the neocons wanted a quickie Marshall Plan, but they forgot that we had to kill Germans for four years before they surrendered. Iraq never surrendered. The people are harboring terrorists. Until we kill enough of them to make them surrender, they won't stop supporting terrorists. We have to keep killing Irqqis until they learn to either shoot the terrorists themselves or immediately turn them over. We should've held off on the nation building until Iraq looked like Dresden in 1945. And even at that, forget about democracy for Muslims. Democracy requires a level of western values, civilization and justice that Muslims reject.

The end game for Iraq must be to partition it into Kurd and Shia strongholds, and to allow them to crush the Sunni barbarians.

:: doctorfixit 11:00 PM [+] ::
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Bush Lied - Illegals Died

Whatever his motivation (and I believe it is to unite Mexico, The US, and Canada), Bush statements about the Senate Amnesty Plan range from uninformed and naive to willfully ignorant to outright lies. The Congressional Immigration Reform Congress has complied a point by point rebuttal to Bush's misinformation that should be memorized. "Open Borders Bush" is lying about

• Expanding the Border Patrol & Increasing Enforcement
• The Definition of Amnesty
• Jobs "Americans Won't Do"
• Penalties for employers
• Ending "Catch-And-Release"
• Background Checks
• Temporary Workers Ever Leaving the US
• The vast differences in America's views on immigration

:: doctorfixit 5:29 AM [+] ::
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Media Puts a Cute Freckle Face on Political Assassination

In an outrageous attempt to soften the concept of assassinating President Bush, the liberal media makes a mid front page, two color photo splash of a cute, sexy freckle-faced teen with an edgy MySpace theme "Kill Bush".

TEEN HOTTIE ASSASSIN DAMPENS HER PANTIES THINKING ABOUT THE "SECRET SERVICEMEN" WHO "GRILLED" HER!

"It was all a big misunderstanding - if you look at the picture of my tattoo - it says KILL-R BUSH, not KILL BUSH".

Posed by photographers on a bench with legs crossed to outline the curves of her sexy teen butt, the young wannabe assassin wasted no time reaching for the brass ring of socialist stardom - sponsorship by the ACLU in a defense of deviant behavior that takes political opportunism to a new low. In addition, MSNBC, USA Today,CNN News, and other marxist media quickly lined up a series of puff pieces to make a new anti-Bush hero who for once does not share the physical repugnance of Michael Moore, Cindy Sheehan, or Lynn Stewart. The USA Today photo shoots from above, strategically looking down her cleavage, as she cradles a laptop between her crossed legs. What a little hottie assassin!

Our little hottie assassin is a student at one of Sacramento's notoriously leftwing High Schools, named for the family that controls the marxist anti-Bush newspaper chain. The little tart lives in the Land Park area of Sacramento, an exclusive enclave of liberal hedonism surrounded by the products of socialism - rampant drug use, murder, abortion, and urban decay.

When she's not dreaming of murdering the president, or sharing wild and sweaty nights with those two hunky "secret servicemen", our little hottie is studying to become the next Nobel Prize Winner, inspired by - who else- Presdint Jimmah Carter. . .

:: doctorfixit 8:46 PM [+] ::
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Libertarianism and Liberalism in the Same Universe?

Government corporate regulations protect individual freedom? Harold Myerson writes an essay (praising communist Markos Moulitsas, so bring your barf bag) pointing out the compatibilities of libertarianism and socialism. How is it that libertarians have been so blind not to notice these compatibilities before Mr. Myerson pointed them out? Perhaps because

• Government regulations enhance corporate power over individual freedom. It was government tax laws that forced corporations to institute health insurance programs that set off the explosion of health care cost.
• Government regulations are designed by corporate lobbyists to stifle competition and boost corporate profits.
• Government regulations force workers to join unions or to contribute dues in order to provide funds for socialist propaganda. There is no freedom of association under socialism.

I think libertarians are intelligent enough to recognize that the single exception to their universal distrust of government - providing for the common defense - is being used by socialists in a subterfuge to justify socialists' alliance with the common enemy, and to justify their strenuous efforts to prevent government from protecting us, using the logic that government tactics being used against the enemy will inevitably be used against citizens. Libertarians who understand the character of socialism would more likely take up with an avowed enemy than they would with a socialist who pretends to be their friend. Socialism is collapsing everywhere. As people become more knowledgeable, they realize that regulations and taxes will not provide the utopia that socialists keep promising but never delivering. Prosperity is directly dependent on freedom and is never created by government. Government can only diminish freedom, it exists for itself, to expand its own power and to provide for an elitist class of parasite regulators and lawmakers. The only legitimate function of government is to protect our freedom from the common enemy: thieves, murderers, and socialists.

Follow-up: Jane Galt is typical of voters who "punished" the Republicans by voting Democrat. In negotiations theory, this is called "negotiating against your own interests". In common language, it's called "Cutting off your nose to spite your face".

:: doctorfixit 7:58 PM [+] ::
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Jimmah Carter, Traitor,

Mah Fellah 'Merrkins

Ah'm de on-y Nobel Prahz winnah Presdint so lissen up, heah? Israel mus' assept dat Mohammed gonn' rule dey asses. Presdint Chavez is a true fren' - he wunn dat 'lecshin fay-uhn squay-uh. Dat lil' commie Kim Jong -Il. He a true fren' too. We signed a pac. Peace in our time is gay-ron-tee'. Merrica's seeressly fuck 'dup . . . mallayz . . but I trahd, at leas' I trahd. Dat hillbilly Clintin din' even trah. Ha' come he gits all dat pussy an' I on-y gits an innervue in Playboy? Den dey cheats me outta da Playmate pussy at de enn' uh da innervue. I gots lust in my heart for Saddam but now dat he in da slammer my butt ben achin' - you see da size a dat dhang when he's busted in his underweah? MMmmm-mmmm. Nothin'like totalitarian dynosaur schlong up da butt.

:: doctorfixit 6:20 PM [+] ::
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Republicans Deserve To Lose Unless They Reform
Republicans are losing my vote unless they decide to take off the gloves and act like men instead of limp-wristed lesbians.

• The first thing they need to do is round up all the child molesting cocksuckers in Congress and throw them off the top of a very tall building. The Republican ones, you can blindfold because if you can't see you can't feel yourself falling.
  



• Next, the Republicans need to give every member, and every prospective member, a questionnaire. Are you a child molesting cocksucker? A lesbian baby butcher? Former KKK? Doper? Gambler? Whore-monger? etc. Make everyone sign a contract. If anything ever comes up that you didn't tell us, we collect everything you own, we bankrupt you, and we publish all of the crap you did tell us.
  



• Next, get rid of the page program. It's trouble. Lets face it, there are no more Mr. Smiths going to Washington. These are midget Macchiavellis. They are the most ruthlessly ambitious little monsters in their age group. (Rent the movie "Election" if you don't believe me). They are all Bill Clinton wannabes. Besides, it's time the republican fat fucks in Congress have their little sex slaves taken away.
  


• Next, get Delay back, and see if you can resurrect Haldeman, Erlichman, and Mitchell, or get some people like them. Get Bob Dornan. Get some thugs and kick the democrats in the balls. Figuratively, of course. His is the most important thing Republicans must do - stop being pussies, start kicking them in the balls. You gotta get respect.

:: doctorfixit 8:07 PM [+] ::
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New Feature - The Prophet MO-BOMB-HEAD Speaks

Here today we have the Prophet Mo-Bomb-Head who speaks for The Religion of Peace. We will give you updates whenever the Prophet Mo-Bomb-Head visits.

:: doctorfixit 9:17 AM [+] ::
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